1. a-kov:

    greenandsilvermarshmallow:

    snazzyisclassy:

    snazzyisclassy:

    hot things to say during sex:

    • have u accepted my dick as ur lord and saviour
    • fiR E I N THE H O LE
    • gotta g o fa s t
    • u put the edible in incredible
    • o l é
    • u get a little angry when ur hungry
    • neigh
    • PON PON WEI WEI WEI
    • inserting tab A into slot B
    • peekaboo let’s peek at u
    • wow that s kind of
    • yiPPE KE YAY
    • cha cha real smooth

    I lost it at the last one

    have you accepted my dick as your lord and savior

    (Source: snazzaboo, via hey-y0u-crazy-diamond)

     
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  3. kaworu420:

    i have three moods

    • 420
    • 69
    • 666

    (Source: realfurry, via yungbasedblogger)

     
  4. eatmydeck:

    ruinedchildhood:

    too-gay-for-this:

    He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

    She has Nemo on her dress.

    And Jack Jack in her arms. Gotta love subliminals

    (Source: wantapostcard, via romvr)

     
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  6. thewayistare:

    youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

    beyonseh:

    Jay Z is always ready to listen to some juicy gossip

    "What’s the t girt"

    "spill it boo…"

    (via 36thchambers)

     
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  8. inconnudeus:

    天使的詩。

    (Source: porklomein, via ba-lan-ce)

     

  9. "Drunk text me. I want
    to be the one you think of
    when you can’t think straight."
    — "Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via claire-luisa)

    (via give-me-your-everything)

     
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